A woman assulted an officer with a sex toy in Gurnee, Illinois on Thursday. The woman ordered and ate food at Joe's Crab Shack at around 7:20pm and then left the restaurant without paying. The employee's called the police and gave a description of the lady that did the dine and dash. The cop found 56 year old Carolee Bildsten laying on the ground near the Six Flags amusement park. She fit the description the employee's gave the officer. She was intoxicated and told the officer that she did not have any money on her and that she had some at her home. The officer escorted her to her house where she went to her bedroom to retrieve the money. She then reached inside her dresser and pulled out a 'clear, rigid feminine pleasure device' and held it over her head and started to approach the officer in a threatening manner. The officer knocked the device out of the way prior to being struck and placed the woman under arrest. Bildsten was charged with theft of labor for allegedly walking out on the restaurant bill, pedestrian under the influence for walking on city streets while inebriated, and aggravated assault for menacing the officer with a sex toy.
This story was SO funny that I had to blog about it. People do some crazy things when they are drunk. If I were an employee that had a dine and dasher do that to me then I would call the police to. It's not right to eat and run without paying your tab first. I've never been one for dishonesty. That poor cop! I bet he thought he was just doing the right thing by being nice and escorting that drunk lady to her house to get her money that she left at home. He probably would have just took the money and left her there safe at home to sleep it off if she wouldn't have assaulted him. Most cops just arrest you on the scene. That cop could have just arrested her after finding her laying there on the ground in front of Six Flags, but he was nice and escorted her home to get he money. He probably just thought that she was a sweet old lady that just had a little to much to drink. I wish I could have seen the look on that cops face when she started coming towards him with a dildo in her hand! I bet he was like "What the hell?!" Ha. Ha. Anyway, I guess we know that hitting a cop with a dildo can lead to being arrested! That lady will probably be remembered from now on as the dildo assualter!
This is the funniest thing I have ever heard of kind of nasty if you was the officer! This is a first not every day you hear about a cop being hit by a dildo this really had me laughing. All she did was make the cop mad!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious but sad that she would try to do something like that. I bet she wasn't planning on having the worst night ever when she started drinking. But why would you go out to eat and not have money on you and then try to assault a cop. That's just stupid.
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